Gotham City Digest, 11/20/18

Where Osama bin Laden will never come back to life, as much as trump may wish it.

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     All gave some. Some gave all. Trump gave nothing, not even his cherished "Executive Time."

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     Yeah. This is probably how he answered Mueller's questions.
      "Had you or anyone in your 2016 campaign ever conspired or colluded with Russian nationals to sway the results of the election?"
      NO. FAIKE NEWES! SAD!
      "Had you or anyone in your campaign ever met with Russian nationals to obtain dirt on Secretary Clinton?"
      I HAV A BIGGER PLAIN THAN YOU. ITS CALLED AIRE FORCE ONE!

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     This neonazi video game in which gay people are murdered to save Trump would be hilarious if it wasn't so potentially deadly.

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     Heartbreaking end of watch ceremony for a police dog.

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     Why isn't this no-talent pedophile in prison dodging shower rape every night?

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     If this is true, the world is going to hell in a hand basket. Cleveland must be really, REALLY desperate to even consider Condi Rice for the head coaching position.

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     "We don’t drown our partners in a sea of debt. We don’t coerce or compromise your independence. The United States deals openly, fairly. We do not offer a constricting belt or a one-way road.” Mike Pence's famous last words.

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     I can't believe this Stepford wife Liz Cheney got into Congress but then again, it IS Wyoming.

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     Not the Beer Hall Putsch they were hoping for. These Proud Boys are like Mack Sennett's version of the Nazi Party.

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     #Somuchwinning... for the 1%. Again, I do not feel one bit sorry for the fucking idiots who voted for this sociopath grifter.

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     Mueller's already subpoenaed Trump. -Legal expert.

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     Democrats made huge gains in the lower chamber, but not the ones who were owned by Wall Street. Chuck Schumer, you're next, buddy.

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     I'm totally sure he meant to write "Schiff."

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     When the news from Capitol Hill isn't good enough, just read comments from mouth breathers who bet on professional wrestling matches.

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     And speaking of the right wing, pork rind-crunching crowd... "She doesn't dress well enough." "She dresses too well for a Socialist." Please, keep going after Ocasio-Cortez. The more you hit her, the stronger she gets.

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     Finland doesn't have any forest fires because they rake?! If Trump was any stupider, he'd have a tag on his toe.

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     I'm glad this dead-eyed scumbag and his flunky got arrested but for every one of these assholes, there's thousands more just like him. He'll get off with a slap on the wrist and a large fine. But making him Chairman and/or CEO of three large automakers, with little if any oversight, was a huge mistake.

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      So, decorated hero, bad.
      Erik Prince, a gun runner and mass murderer, good.
      This is the moral compass of the United States, people. And anyone who voted for that psychopath two years ago is my sworn enemy. And finally...

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     It's almost as if being a reality TV host, tax evader, draft dodger and rapist is poor preparation for being the leader of the free world.