Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(Maestro, cue the calliope for "Hail to the Chief" one more time.)

     Pompous Maximus: "I believe the Chinese virus was manmade."
     Also Pompous Maximus: "I don't believe the Chinese virus was manmade."

     As you can expect, the judge was male.

     l suppose it was only a matter of time before one of these Michigan wackos crossed the line and took a human life.

     Or, I don't know, plant a garden?

     Where's John Wilkes Booth when you need him?

     Kelly Loeffler 2020: I Steal Money on Your Behalf.

     Another very fine person heard from.

     No charges have been filed, yet, because the shooters were an ex-cop & his son and, well, because it's fucking Georgia.

     Oh, if only coronavirus had a liberal bias.

     Trump said the death toll could be as high as 100,000. The CDC & FEMA secretly think it'll be twice that high.

     I may get Krugman's book just to spite a random right winger.

     The Trump administration: "Don't listen to the Trump administration."

     Pastor Rubber Hair is raking it in. Oh, it is not gonna end well for this good ole boy.

    So's breathing, you greedy asshole.

    "A great time to explore America"? Says the douchebag who vacations in hyper exclusive resorts in Mexico.

     Meme intermission.

    Something else in which we're leading the world. Unlike all other countries, we're leading the world in per capita deaths.

     Scott Lively thinks we should build an underground railroad for white evangelicals so we can fight the zombies with measured violence.
     Who else thinks "Scott Lively" would be the perfect pseudonym for anyone in gay porn?

     Another fucking asshole at a Michigan Dollar Store.

    An Amazon vice president just resigned because of its "vein of toxicity" for firing whistle-blowers.

     I'm really loving on NY AG Letitia James these days. She's the one who's also going after Trump.

     "HEY! Where's all the white fruit?!"

     Nursing homes and meat packing plants have become the new epicenters for COVID-19. On April 22nd, Trump's CDC already issued wishy-washy guidelines for Smithfield's plant in Sioux Falls, SD.
     So naturally, he wants to do this to our nursing homes, too.

    This guy has Trump and Republicans saboteurs pegged. He didn't come right out and use the phrase to describe them but I will and have been for many years: The Republican Party is a 5th Column, plain and simple.

    Andy Lack, the right wing asshole who shielded Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein and tried to turn MSNBC into Fox "News", is out. Now thank Rachel Maddow.

     One more time: Stupidest nation on earth.

     I hate linking to Fox but I hate Joe Biden even more.

     And so, this is how the antisemitic 4th Reich begins...

     It seems that in Putin's Russia,, you're likelier to get killed by a defenestrated doctor landing on you than by coronavirus.

     Chris Christie heaves his bloated body into the GOP death cult and the View ain't having it.

     Someone needs to remind these fucking morons in Boston that Gov. Charlie Baker never issued a stay at home order. All he's done is issue a mask order (far too late, IMHO) that doesn't go into effect until tomorrow.

    This is the video of that black jogger who was shot and killed by an ex-cop & his son in Georgia. Again, no charges have been filed and no arrests have been made.

     This is a letter from a very young, irreverent Native American nurse caring for soldiers during the Spanish Flu pandemic of 1918. And what she had to say is funny, poignant and very, very human. And finally...

     This fucking douchebag still thinks he's on the set of THE APPRENTICE.

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