Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(He's the GOAT, alright.)

     DIY, indeed. Who knew furniture shopping could be so exciting? And God bless this young beauty.

       If you're still waiting for your stimulus check as I am, sign this petition.

      Just when you think Trump can't be more of a Republican stiff prick, he says shit like this...

     A real-life Kermit the frog species? Please don't tell me there's a real pig species out there with Farrah Fawcett hair.

      "You'll Never Walk Alone" played on the sax by a Southport UK teen for the men & women of the NHS.

     With all due disrespect, Rand Paul is an eye doctor who ran to Canada when he needed surgery. Then to tell Dr. Fauci that he's not the end-all on #COVIDー19 & that we should reopen schools & use "the Swedish model", which has seen a spike in cases, is just right wing arrogance.

     For once, my former governor made sense. South Korea immediately made themselves the model for COVID-19 response by doing early and wide testing, establishing testing drive-thrus and giving accurate results within hours. In that span of time, SK had seen just over 250 deaths. We've seen over 80,000. Romney's right- This is nothing to celebrate. Trump's essentially bragging about pissing on burning embers while the house is still fully involved.

     Meme intermission.

     Dr. Bandy X. Lee doesn't hold back and calls Trump out for his genocidal behavior. I was calling this a genocide weeks ago.

     The Keystone XL pipeline loses AGAIN! This is another victory for Native American land rights.

     Keep in mind, the Bulwark is a right wing publication. Yet this is what one of their own said about Trump. In fact, the previews of their articles look like something you'd see in Mother Jones.

     The evolution of Trump. By July 1st, it'll be, "If I'm the only American left standing, that'll be a huge victory, yes?"

     Pelosi and the other right wing Democrat elites need to go... by yesterday. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

     Wrong again, Turtle Boy.

     Another Trump money bag grabs a top spot in the government.

     Oh, the uppity man upset Moscow Mitch and the KKK-GOP? Good. Fuck 'em.

     "Kentucky-fried slice of taint." I love that. Go get 'em, Vic.

     Yes, this sucks but as far as I'm concerned, they arrested the wrong reality TV star.

     When is Georgia finally going to wake up and realize that Brian Kemp is an imposter posing as the governor of Georgia?

     Leaked White House data shows infections spiking more than 1,000% in rural areas that backed Trump. Shocking, I know.

     Oh, please, professional son in law, please let us have our elections!
     "Unmasking" requests are made of the NSA roughly 10,000 times a year. So what Obama did was perfectly legal and normal in requesting information on a clear and present national security risk. This just makes what Flynn did look even worse.

    Yes, you read that right. The Energy Secretary actually admitted on TV that the government directed the Federal Reserve to steer COVID-19 funds to oil and gas companies. They're not even trying to hide their staggering corruption at this point.

      Innocent, unarmed black woman.
      Kentucky police that had the wrong address.
      Suspect was already in custody.
      Boyfriend of the dead woman STILL being held.
      No charges have been filed against the police.
      Police stonewalling everyone.
      Just another day in Mr. Trump's America. And finally...


      Man with missing jacket and morals who works fewer than 100 days a year tells Americans to "go back to work."

3 Comments:

At May 14, 2020 at 11:16 AM, Anonymous BlueNoMatterWho said...

"First term?" So you're already admitting there will be a second? Isn't that a slightly defeatist attitude right now? Isn't Biden on track to beat him? I don't like your attitude.

 
At May 14, 2020 at 8:33 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

OK, considering your obviously limited reading comprehension skills, I'll type this real slow so you can follow:

#1 I didn't make that meme.
#2 I believe the one who did was merely stating that the last three and a half years have indeed been Trump's first term. No one ever implied there would be a second.
#3 There may indeed be a second term as the DNC has once again foisted off on us an aging, snarling Republican with a historically high enthusiasm gap. Remind me again how well that tactic worked out four years ago?

 
At May 15, 2020 at 4:31 AM, Anonymous CC said...

What's a "Suburian"?

"Wite" is a Scottish term that means guilty of a crime, so that makes sense for this person.

 

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