Thursday, May 7, 2020

Gotham City Digest

("Lemme put some marbles in mah mouth before ah I say that's not funny.")

     More corporate douchebaggery. Risk your life or quit. Well, you know who else won't be wearing masks? The customers. Because you can't wear a mask and eat at the same time.

     In a way, it's poetic justice they sold out online before they even got there.

     An Asian researcher on the cusp of making a breakthrough in his coronavirus research was found dead in somebody's home within a day that another Asian male was found shot to death in a car. The police think they're connected. Yeah, nothing to see here, folks, move along...

     Oh, bummer. Looks as if Rapey Joe's gonna have to actually earn his New York delegates instead of having them given to him like tribute.

     You don't know why they brought SWAT? Maybe it had something to do with the armed thugs you invited over to intimidate the cops.

     The Las Vegas mayor's not looking too good these days & her poll numbers correspond.

    This is what FDR's evil twin Greg Abbott said to Texas lawmakers. OK, Greg, this is the part you're not supposed to say out loud.

     So, Brian, how's that currying favor with Donald Trump working out for ya?

     When he sees a brown wall he just wants to paint it black for half a billion dollars.

     Things are getting so bad, there's now a Trump death clock.

     Meme intermission.

     As if we didn't have enough to worry about on the medical front.

     Typical. Now this shiftless scumbag is blaming the doctors.

    Another right winger who got snippy about a woman's "tone" when she asked him a pointed question. (Note: She's not just a shadow minister but a frontline NHS doctor who's risked her life treating COVID-19 patients.)

     Who the hell is Judy Mikovits and why should we care that she went from decent scientist to full tilt conspiracy theorist and a thief who was sacked, jailed and charged with theft?

     Should we be grateful these people are that stupid or does it make them more dangerous?

     Because with coronavirus, UFOs and murder hornets, why NOT a fucking freak blizzard in May to keep life interesting?

     Satanic giants built Stonehenge. Riiiiight...

     When I read stories like this, I want to puke. To be honest, before this afternoon I'd never heard of Calloway or her former dirtbag literary agent Byrd Leavell who got her over $500k in publishing deals starting with fucking Flatiron Books (That once sent me a dismissive form letter telling me I needed a literary agent before they'd even look at my work.).
    You may know by now that Calloway turned out to be a fucking fraud (moreso than Leavell at United Talent, which is saying something), someone who wasted Flatiron's time and resources for a "book" she wasn't prepared to give them (which would've consisted entirely of her idiotic Instagram posts and for which she still needed, get this, a ghost writer).
    Con artists such as Calloway, Milo, Byrd Leavell & the idiots at Threshold and Flatiron Books (who'd inflicted AMERICAN DIRT on us recently) represent virtually everything that is wrong with the astoundingly dysfunctional publishing business. Seriously, our nightmare of a federal government runs like a well-oiled machine compared to these money-mad psychopaths.

     Whoopi's right. Trump needs to address this right now but he won't because he doesn't want to piss off his base.

    Trump's valet now has coronavirus. Sorry, I have to laugh about this. Where I come from, grown men know how to dress themselves.

    "Testing makes us look bad"? No,dipshit, the 70,000+ rotting corpses of those you failed is making you look bad. We're currently testing fewer than 248,000 people a day. In order to get a handle on this virus, Harvard researchers concluded in a study that we need to do more than three times that or test a minimum of 900,000 Americans per day.

     Lock her up. Take Jake & Jack with her. And finally...

    How often is it that a person (like Michael Flynn, for instance) who pleads guilty for lying to federal authorities then gets off scot free because those same federal authorities refuse to prosecute him? Meanwhile, the Machiavelli of Attorneys General is going full bore after Democratic governors who issued shelter in place orders.

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