Gotham City Digest
(In the Age of Coronavirus, Trump is the alternative in a Tom-Tom commercial)
A restaurant in Massachusetts is actually seating mannequins to make social distancing less awkward. This looks uncomfortably like something in one of my upcoming novels.
I write serial killer thrillers in which weird things are often done to rotting corpses.
Now, this here's some impressive Yankee ingenuity and mutually beneficial entrepreneurship. The two farms win, the customers win and 80,000 chickens got to live.
All that remains to be seen is how quickly Barr will try to bury this when Trump barks at him to.
Why is holding the 2020 elections this up to the professional son in law, again?
Some of you may wonder why I hate Jeff fucking Bezos so much.
Now, this here's some impressive Yankee ingenuity and mutually beneficial entrepreneurship. The two farms win, the customers win and 80,000 chickens got to live.
All that remains to be seen is how quickly Barr will try to bury this when Trump barks at him to.
Why is holding the 2020 elections this up to the professional son in law, again?
Some of you may wonder why I hate Jeff fucking Bezos so much.
This is why.
Even as the death toll races toward 100,000, these screaming idiots are even fighting amongst themselves. To my expat readers and friends in other countries- Are you seeing this mindless hysteria in yours?
In case you’re still wondering why Richard Burr, and not Kelly Loeffler, had his phone confiscated by the FBI, even though they both committed the same crime, here's a clue:
Even as the death toll races toward 100,000, these screaming idiots are even fighting amongst themselves. To my expat readers and friends in other countries- Are you seeing this mindless hysteria in yours?
In case you’re still wondering why Richard Burr, and not Kelly Loeffler, had his phone confiscated by the FBI, even though they both committed the same crime, here's a clue:
Former Chairman Burr's Senate Intel report confirms Russia aimed to help Trump in 2016.
Explaining coronavirus to Trump is “...like bringing fruits to the volcano. You’re trying to appease a great force that’s impervious to reason.” This is coming from a current administration official.
The Magical Mystery Playbook that no one's ever heard of.
Meme intermission.
Because private jet charter companies are absolutely essential to low-paid wage-slaves commuting to work to Amazon warehouses and meat packing plants.
And speaking of such... Read this article about SBA loans and tell me your blood didn't boil over while reading it. PPP=Perennially Protecting Plutocrats.
Dr. Rick Bright testified at the House and was being grilled by Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma, a former plumber and radio host, about his blood pressure and salary.
Give me your business or I'll kill you seems to be a compelling branding strategy. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)
And while we're on the subject... When the fuck are these libertarian lunatics going to realize this is a very real public health crisis in this country and that this isn't about ideologies, your "sovereign citizen" status or states' rights? Really, 90% of these losers who bring guns to state capitals are middle-aged to elderly white assholes.
Explaining coronavirus to Trump is “...like bringing fruits to the volcano. You’re trying to appease a great force that’s impervious to reason.” This is coming from a current administration official.
The Magical Mystery Playbook that no one's ever heard of.
Because private jet charter companies are absolutely essential to low-paid wage-slaves commuting to work to Amazon warehouses and meat packing plants.
And speaking of such... Read this article about SBA loans and tell me your blood didn't boil over while reading it. PPP=Perennially Protecting Plutocrats.
Dr. Rick Bright testified at the House and was being grilled by Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma, a former plumber and radio host, about his blood pressure and salary.
Give me your business or I'll kill you seems to be a compelling branding strategy. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)
And while we're on the subject... When the fuck are these libertarian lunatics going to realize this is a very real public health crisis in this country and that this isn't about ideologies, your "sovereign citizen" status or states' rights? Really, 90% of these losers who bring guns to state capitals are middle-aged to elderly white assholes.
Another
shockingly brilliant hit job by Brad Parscale. Putting Joe Biden in a
nursing home. It ought to be mentioned that Biden's just four years older than Trump.
It also ought to be mentioned that about 30,000 seniors, or about one third of Americans who've died of COVID-19, were nursing home residents.
So Trumpie the Klown took his circus act on the road again to a mask factory in Pennsylvania (that didn't want him there), sans mask, of course, and it was completely indistinguishable from his Nazi hate rallies.
Eric Trump claimed his family only charge $50 a night for government officials to stay at Trump-branded properties. They've raked in a cool million bucks just from government employees. That's a shitload of fifty dollar rentals.
As if a hotel and golf course aren't bad enough, they also dug up human remains, under military protection, for an amusement park. And Trump knew the whole time. And finally...
“When you test, you have a case. When you test, you find something is wrong with people. If we didn’t do any testing we would have very few cases.”
It also ought to be mentioned that about 30,000 seniors, or about one third of Americans who've died of COVID-19, were nursing home residents.
So Trumpie the Klown took his circus act on the road again to a mask factory in Pennsylvania (that didn't want him there), sans mask, of course, and it was completely indistinguishable from his Nazi hate rallies.
Eric Trump claimed his family only charge $50 a night for government officials to stay at Trump-branded properties. They've raked in a cool million bucks just from government employees. That's a shitload of fifty dollar rentals.
As if a hotel and golf course aren't bad enough, they also dug up human remains, under military protection, for an amusement park. And Trump knew the whole time. And finally...
“When you test, you have a case. When you test, you find something is wrong with people. If we didn’t do any testing we would have very few cases.”
Yeah, and if we get rid of fire hoses, we'll have fewer houses burning down, right?
posted by jurassicpork @ Thursday, May 14, 2020
2 comments
2 Comments:
Those mannequins don't look very diverse. Do they reflect the makeup of the real clientele?
Will they order food? If they don't, then the restaurant is spending money for little or nothing in return.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FQM085HKyI&feature=youtu.be
It’s fairly quite here in London, ON, Canada - not far from Lansing MI. I hope we keep the borders closed. Sorry.
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